Let me start of by saying this Miami trip trumps last year's one by leaps and bounds. Maybe its because I can remember all of this trip lol. But nonetheless here is what I've learned in my escapades down in South Beach to help you survive and have a successful time...
Never Underestimate the Power of Courteousness: Free umbrellas on the beach, free drinks and shots at restaurants were all results of just treating people well. Our waitresses Paula and Sible MADE our trip. Treat them well and tip them well and you will be rewarded :). NOTE: If you want to leave a very generous tip, make sure to tip them in cash, or check what the restaurants policy is on tip sharing. You don't wanna leave a hefty amount that they will only see 30% of.
Woman Down!: If by chance you find yourself face down on the pavement because your heel got caught in a crack, simply play it off as if you were drunk (even though you were as sober as a nun). Chances are people think you are toasted either way.
First AID: If you cut yourself (as a result of falling on pavement or by other means) and don't have any antiseptic, use plain old non-flavored vodka. Works like a charm.